Overheard

"I think I've forgotten how to kiss. I've given too many blowjobs"

Wow, hon I think you need to reprioritize.

OH: Twitter

"Redheads are HOT!!! You could put red hair on a rock and I'd fuck it."

NG Chronicals

So, the guys are talking poker and the NG actually says, "There's this one girl that is great at poker and I know why, she's hot."

I snorted. I mean it's not because she actually knows how to play or anything like that but because she's hot. Damn, I must be REALLY good at my job.

(NG=New Guy)