"I think I've forgotten how to kiss. I've given too many blowjobs"
Wow, hon I think you need to reprioritize.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
NG Chronicals
So, the guys are talking poker and the NG actually says, "There's this one girl that is great at poker and I know why, she's hot."
I snorted. I mean it's not because she actually knows how to play or anything like that but because she's hot. Damn, I must be REALLY good at my job.
(NG=New Guy)
I snorted. I mean it's not because she actually knows how to play or anything like that but because she's hot. Damn, I must be REALLY good at my job.
(NG=New Guy)
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
OH in line
"You know, we shouldn't be allowed in public together."
"I know, together we are just the right kind of wrong."
"I know, together we are just the right kind of wrong."
OH in a market
"What was that?"
"That is the look of, are you crazy? Of course we need chocolate to go on top of chocolate."
"That is the look of, are you crazy? Of course we need chocolate to go on top of chocolate."
OH in a market
"Trust me this is a good death. If you have to go, Oreo's layered with chocolate Ice Cream and hot fudge is the best way to go."
OH during a corp meeting
"They're very German. Ridged and unyielding."
(really? In this day in age you are going to bring race into a meeting about why you screwed up?)
(really? In this day in age you are going to bring race into a meeting about why you screwed up?)
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Monday, March 15, 2010
OH at Borders
"Everyone knows that you can't get DNA from pee. If they are, you're peeing blood and you have a whole 'nother problem."
OH at Work
NG seriously, why do you scratch your balls while in front of me. In my office none the less.
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